Aligning the stars...
Loading dashboard...
Building your dashboard...
Unlocking the insights...
Running with scissors (carefully)...
Preparing for launch...
Hang on tight...
Visualizing data...
Connecting the dots...
Analyzing requests...
Almost there...
Double checking everything...
Compiling results...
Mapping the trends...
Processing data...
Preparing insights...
Summoning data spirits...
Fetching analytics...
Making notes...
Crunching numbers...